Judge my page

Is your page dead or alive?

One word. No audit. No essay.

Website, web app, SaaS, or app store page. A stranger gives your first screen five seconds. We stamp whether they got the offer before they scroll.

Get a stamp you can post.

$1 per pageStamped the same daySecure checkout by Polar

We use your page URL and email only to stamp the page and send you the result. Privacy

DEAD

Sample stampA stranger cannot tell what is being sold before they scroll.

A stranger's read

5s
First screen.
Before they scroll.

Box, our desk cat. Tap the box.

Today's desk

Sample
  • Payroll for studiosALIVE
  • CRM for agenciesCOPE
  • AI meeting notesDEAD
  • Your pagewaiting

Three stamps

DEAD, COPE, or ALIVE.

We don't audit your site or app. We stamp whether a stranger gets the offer before they scroll.

How it works

Five seconds is all a stranger gives you.

  1. 1

    Send the page

    Your homepage, sign-up page, or App Store or Google Play page. Pay $1. No call, no brief, no account.

  2. 2

    We look for five seconds

    First screen only, the way a stranger sees it: logged out, no scrolling, no clicking around.

  3. 3

    Get the stamp

    A circled screenshot, one sentence, and DEAD, COPE, or ALIVE. By email, same day.

Specimens. Not clients.

What a stamp looks like

Get a stamp

Send a page. Post the stamp today.

  • A circled screenshot of your first screen
  • One sentence on what a stranger misses
  • DEAD, COPE, or ALIVE. Same day.
  • A link with a share preview, ready to post